stfu n00b

Luke Ferdinand
Age: 31
Location: Blitzburgh
Why I'm doing this: I'm taking the summer off before I finish my last semester of grad school. I'd promised myself that I would use my time to do something creative. To that end, I agreed to be part of the 54-hour movie project.
Filmmaking: I have very limited experience making films. I've messed around a bit here and there. I shot "Up there its their time, up there..." on my Nokia 3650 and cut it with iMovie.

Bisidster
Age: 30
Occupation: Full-time pain in the neck! I mean grad student! And Wife of Luke.
Location: North Pole
Why I'm doing this: One word: Resume booster.
Filmmaking: I wish to film people running. That is really about it.

Mark C. Bisi
Age: 24
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Why I'm doing this: I'm Allergic to Mondays!
Filmmaking: I have been in love with movies and moviemaking for as long as I can remember. I also remember all of my failed attempts at moviemaking! This began with purchasing a super-8 camera in 5th grade and shooting an animated parody of Jurassic Park (consisting of hundreds of hand-drawn tracing paper "cels," claymation, cut-outs and the contortions of my own face (in a faux-experimental sequence credited to "Guest Director Oliver Stone")) and ended with purchasing a single-CCD miniDV camera in 12th grade and shooting several crappy shorts and one hilarious sketch show (http://www.wrestlingteam.org). In between were several unfinished music videos and unhilarious sketch shows shot on VHS. I also shot a few projects for school on 8mm and 16mm b/w reversal stock. All were in various states of over- and underexposure. I hope to be rich someday so I can shoot on either high def video or 35mm stock.

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A Muffled Moment

sentence: Treachery is a foot.

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Driving home in a blizzard, listening to the Pine Box.

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published on March 10, 2008 - 17:52

 

ECHO WAVES

sentence: I have to go tell the giant meat machine what popcorn is...again.

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The third in a series investigating the ecstacy of repetition.

Music by Manuel Gottsching

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published on February 3, 2008 - 23:01

 

Life's Rich Tapestry

sentence: A soft, unyielding bang was heard, which led to some changes.

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The bigger the lie the more they believe.

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published on January 6, 2008 - 22:05

 

Jupiter's Thunder or A Dramatic Reading of a Message Board Post Regarding Television Monster Families and Their Subversive...

sentence: Anyone might think he would have found it difficult to do two things at once like that.

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Based on true events.

This is also the first time I've ever really used Final Cut from beginning to end so please forgive me. Mark should not be blamed for this film.

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published on April 9, 2007 - 01:37

 

Street Freekz 2: Snowpocalypse N00b

sentence: At least no matter where we go we won't have to wait for a seat.

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This is how we tube.

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published on February 4, 2007 - 20:55

 

dance of 1000 lands

sentence: Are we dancin' or what?

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A love note to the shaking booty of the human animal.

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published on January 10, 2007 - 20:20

 

n00bW1R3

sentence: A damaged diamond is worth more than a perfect pebble.

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In glorious homage to the best show on TV. Another step in our evolution towards 100% credits, zero content films.

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published on November 6, 2006 - 00:02

 

The Milk of My Cereal

sentence: Ninety percent of everything is crap, so tell the truth and run.

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Realize your surroundings while you can.

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published on September 3, 2006 - 23:00

 

Apoca...

sentence: Some things have to be believed to be seen.

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The world's mouth play too much.

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published on August 6, 2006 - 23:00

 
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